Satire & Symbolic Critique

Witty and metaphorical commentary on religion, society, and human behavior.

Proud of big mouth

‘Loose Cannon’ definition: an unpredictable or uncontrolled person who is likely to cause unintentionaldamage. I loved being raised on a farm. The memories that I have are nothing but a proverbial ‘Diamond Mine’ that would make even the ‘De Beers’ diamond company salivate uncontrollably. One particular memory I possess revolves around a device known as […]

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Chuck the schmuck

I once knew a guy named Chuck. Chuck really wasn’t a friend of mine. As far as I was concerned, Chuck was a real ‘Schmuck’ What is the true meaning of schmuck? Definition of ‘Schmuck Schmuck, or shmuck, is a pejorative term meaning one who is stupid or foolish, or an obnoxious, contemptible or detestable

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The ‘R’ Word

Isn’t it a shame when certain things that really should not have been gone out of vogue ended up being doing so on account of a few snivellers? It seems as though it is always a handful of crybabies that end up squawking the loudest, and ruining it for the rest of us who were

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No Capes!

“It will be bold, dramatic, heroic” These are the words of the hilarious little character known as Edna Mode, aka “E”,  from the smash hit Disney/Pixar movie ‘The incredibles’, which was released November 4th, 2004 to a highly appreciative North American audience. The context of these words is when the Superhero ‘Mr. Incredible’ approached Edna,

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Scrooges and Grinches

“And he, he himself…The Grinch…carved the Roast Beast” I had an interesting interaction with my landlady this morning as I was about to step out for a bit. After exchanging the usual morning pleasantries, she asked me what I was up to. Well, knowing this lady, I knew that this probably was not going to

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